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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 2:12 pm EDT
Told you it was easy.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Monday, April 14, 2008 at 2:22 am EDT
rofl
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 10:57 pm EDT
I love the fact that when I viewed that story, I got a couple of Viagra ads...
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 9:15 pm EDT
this dude is cool
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 6:50 am EDT
i signed it......man ive been waiting to get him to quit for a long time!thanks pooh! |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, April 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm EDT
Yay!!!One million?!? Pssh. Uwe Boll obviously has't seen his own movies. |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm EDT
Are you kidding? Those things almost never work. Gotta go for the glue strips man. Midgets are fierce!
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 6:11 am EDT
See, I would have discreetly placed his order on a small-child sized industrial strength mousetrap. A few involuntary twitches after it springs and it's ready for cleanup.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:22 am EDT
Exactly!What gives that little person the right to just walk up to any normal he sees and order a cheeseburger, fries, and large coke from, then yell "BOO! BITCH!"? |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm EDT
or if i saw a giant spider come in and try to order a bigmac from me
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm EDT
You know, the funny thing about that story is this: who's the real victim?The little person who was treated as a pariah, and who felt (understandably) discriminated against because of his size? or The poor woman with a phobia, assaulted by a representation of her worst fears? Is that any different than sticking a claustrophobic person into a coffin, or tossing an aquaphobic person into a lake? |
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 10:37 am EDT
Jon, when did you start working at McDonalds?
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm EDT
Hey she was hitting on me, and that wasn't MY hand on the throttle.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 12:37 pm EDT
Anubis is getting sued
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 11:29 pm EST
Robert Irvine of the food network show Dinner Impossible is a LIAR!!!!!i liked that show....so what if he embellished a bit....i think he should have gave an apology...i hope it don't ruin his career Ive embellished before myself like the time i said i was a porn star.....when in reality i just had sex with a donkey in which tony and ed filmed i still cry when i see shrek
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2008 at 2:04 am EST
Sweet! I wonder if it's too late to withdraw my contributions to the Obama campaign...
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Friday, February 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm EST
Dammit Quade. Can't you have a talk with your buddy...tell him his efforts are futile?Nader considering running |
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 7:47 pm EST
Perhaps not-so-breaking-news: Saudi Arabia populated, governed by assholes!
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:28 pm EST
Meh. Might as well.
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Friday, February 15, 2008 at 10:33 am EST
Wanna go back behind the couch? 
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 11:56 am EST
Sorry, I was behind the couch with Saint. I'm back now.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 7:20 pm EST
Sorry. I was busy staring at the screen since last weeks episode of Lost. Once I solve Lost, I'll post regularly.
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 7:06 pm EST
I found myself! I was behind the couch. 
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 4:22 pm EST
News Flash.......everyone on thegeekhouse has gone missing....more on this story as it develops
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 6:53 pm EST
LOL!
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 6:30 pm EST
oh. snap.
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 6, 2008 at 3:06 pm EST
I probably would too. I still have no idea who her daddy is...
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 10:40 pm EST
I think she would start crying from the confusion.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 9:50 pm EST
Yeah, I want to point to a lineup of Asian guys, or Koreans, and be like "who's your daddy?"uh, that probably wasn't funny. sorry. |
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 7:51 pm EST
Quote:According to Kaitlyn, that guy is me. She points to him on the game and says "Daddy?" Good, now I don't feel so bad about about not being able to tell you Asians apart.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 5:30 pm EST
According to Kaitlyn, that guy is me. She points to him on the game and says "Daddy?"
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm EST
man i would be so pissed if that was my dad...lol
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 9:50 am EST
This is kinda cool. Brain Age inventoris a philanthropist.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, January 26, 2008 at 2:08 am EST
she forgot to steal the tape backup........and put a bunch of magnets on the server
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, January 25, 2008 at 11:05 pm EST
She forgot to empty the Recycle Bin.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, January 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm EST
I was watching this story, and was thinking "Geez, you can't tell me this stupid company have never heard of backups." They make this huge deal out of them losing "over 7 years of work gone in seconds." and such. Then at the end, they say he was able to 'recover' everything back. Now I'm thinking, "WHat the fuck was the point of this news story?" They say he paid 'good money' to recover the files. I imagine some geek locking himself in alone with some lunch. Clicks a couple of buttons, and everything is 'recovered'. For the next 2 hours he eats his lunch and plays his Nintendo DS. He comes out all sweaty, "Whelp. It was hard work but I was able to recover all your files. That'll be $2500." |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 at 5:17 pm EST
WTF, Man. Heath Ledger dead.
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 12:06 am EST
If the grossness of sex with animals isn't enough to deter you, maybe this will.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, January 4, 2008 at 7:15 pm EST
Robert Jordan dies September 16th 2007. Where the was I for the past 4 months!?! I'm speechless.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, January 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm EST
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle...
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Friday, January 4, 2008 at 2:39 pm EST
Paying for sex is ok if your a monkey...
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 8:48 pm EST
Sorry man.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm EST
too funny.Quade, don't you pay attention when your putting those newspapers together? |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 1:34 am EST
OMGdude that is tooooooooo fucking funny! |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, December 14, 2007 at 11:30 pm EST
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Check out the guy putting up the signs and the caption below. Then check out the story below it. Does the wallet thief look familiar? HILARIOUS!!!!
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:23 pm EST
Finally!!! Price is decent.
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:12 pm EST
Wong duck tard is at it again!
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:29 pm EST
hes been at the beach
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 3:54 pm EST
That's not the name of the guy -- that's what he calls his thing.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 2:45 pm EST
they got his name wrong....i hate it when they get my name wrong 
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:21 am EST
This guy knows what turns him on...And his name is Sandy Wong you cant go wrong with Sandy Wong. Rofl |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:45 pm EST
I, too, could get behind that cause. Er, in front of...Here's another article about Sweedish boobs that want to be free. (that caption is teh awesomes!) |
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 8:59 am EST
That is, indeed, true equality. I would support such a cause.
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Friday, November 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm EST
Boobies? Equality?I think I may have found a cause I can really support. |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, November 12, 2007 at 10:50 pm EST
So any of you smart guys gonna play with Android?
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, November 7, 2007 at 5:00 pm EST
This is a great article about how the sifi future will suck!
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, November 7, 2007 at 1:31 pm EST
Was she mad it wasn't his penis? Im confused...
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Monday, November 5, 2007 at 10:27 am EST
we were all watching that last week....the comet that is....my buddy jamie is HUGE astro nut. You can see it pretty good with binoculars
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, November 5, 2007 at 8:38 am EST
An actor that transforms into a drunk.You guys can collect them all! Idiot-o-bot Anti-Jew-i-Con Skank-o-bot And finally, What-the-fuck-i-con Sorry, I was bored. On a cooler note, Comet |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Monday, October 22, 2007 at 3:30 pm EDT
LOL.....nice
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, October 22, 2007 at 1:50 am EDT
Geez, could you get any MORE trailer park?
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2007 at 1:49 am EDT
Holy crap killed over pron, I may be in trouble...
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 at 5:01 pm EDT
touche'
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 at 11:46 am EDT
umm yeah, roofing/landscapeing vs. Electronics/entertainment/cars
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, September 24, 2007 at 9:53 pm EDT
Asian...Mexican... is there really that much of a difference?
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Monday, September 24, 2007 at 8:50 pm EDT
Creepy! It's like looking into the future except that I'm not Asian.
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 at 9:44 am EDT
Diaper Free BabiesOk people in remote countries that can't get diapers I can understand, but one lady is talking in this article about letting her kid pee in the sink at a public place. C'mon people, we have diaper changing stations, a newborn is learning a billion other things, they can't concentrate on potty training. They aren't kittens.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 12:07 pm EDT
...or contributing to its demise...
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 11:25 am EDT
World of Warcraft helps scientists track real-life epidemics! Neat! Nilrem, Knock, Muse, Flash, and I are contributing to saving the world!
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Monday, August 20, 2007 at 2:09 am EDT
Death by Camel'I have added camels to my list of dangerous sex offender animals. Emus scare me too. |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2007 at 12:12 am EDT
shark with feet?
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 17, 2007 at 8:22 pm EDT
Qsol blowjob ad......wow thats ummmm....weird
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 10, 2007 at 4:47 pm EDT
No, I hadn't noticed it before. Thanks for the heads up.It looks like a bug in the currently installed version of MySQL that I have. Kind of a strange bug to let skip though. The fix is in version 5.0.8, which isn't yet available in Gentoo's Portage tree, so I'll have to code something up this weekend to fix it. |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 6:10 pm EDT
Quade, did you know the threads don't sort by date anymore? Let's make some easy money. |
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 5:36 am EDT
Inmates perform thrillerCop steals weed then freaks out after eating some brownies... hehe my side hurts and I think we 're dead, please help us I think we died!!!! hahahaa |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 3, 2007 at 6:14 pm EDT
they got my name and age all wrong....and while im at it...i did NOT throw duchess in the dumpster....it was under the porchsheesh 
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 3, 2007 at 12:59 pm EDT
Dammit I was about to post that heheheI bet if they tested the DNA of each child there would be some various fatherly pedigrees Man sodomizes his grandmothers dog?!?! Speaking of pedigree..... |
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 3, 2007 at 6:02 am EDT
This makes kid 17 for the Duggars. There has got to be very little (if any) elasticity left by now. 
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, July 30, 2007 at 8:13 am EDT
RIP Ingmar Bergman.If there was a top ten list of the greatest writers/directors of all time, he'd be on there. I've only been able to get my hands on The Seventh Seal. If you've seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, then you'll see where the 'vs. Death' idea originated from. If you've got a Criterion Collection, then you may have a couple more of his movies. |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, July 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm EDT
Hmm. Looks like they had him in the afternoon. I prefer to have my baby boys for breakfast. Right next to my pancakes.
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Friday, July 27, 2007 at 11:58 am EDT
On another note, I guess Hurley isn't the only one who has bad luck after winning the lotto. DAYUM!And in other news, I don't know who keeps up with the Celeb baby bracket, but Congrats Naomi and Liev And finally, I KNEW IT!!! All those dollars wasted! There kids, that's all I got. 
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Friday, July 27, 2007 at 11:51 am EDT
Del, you know that's bad when you're thinking deeply about when you were drunk, right? If anyone's on Myspace, click my page sometime and add yourself, I am pitiful, only one friend and it's the Myspace guy.  www.myspace.com/stargab On the topic of drunken pilots, I think that's what happened to me flying back from Canada. I saw attendants and one pilot get on, then they got off, all pissed looking, and my flight got canceled. They said it was due to "crew unavailability", but face it, that pilot was drunk. Damn pilots.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 10:56 pm EDT
You know, this got me thinking (deep thoughts). One of the drunkest I've been was with two pilots in Hawaii. I was working Graveyard shift (9pm-6am) when I did my 2 week tour over there with the guard. Me and the guys I worked that shift with decided to make the most of our trip, we would go out every morning after work. We did a lot of sight seeing but this particular day, I had chugged like 6 beers between 6 & 7 am to avoid being the driver of the mini van that day. We usually met up around 7. One of the guys I was with was a pilot and we decided to go to the hale koa on Waikiki and have Mai Tais (the best Mai Tais ever btw, recipe can be found on the internet). We met up with this commercial airline pilot and got hammered and he took us around that morning to see about of sights. It was great. We flipped off a scuba diver that was feeding fish in a huge aquariam and he fipped us off back...it was awesome!I don't think he was flying in the next 12 hours though. |
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 10:42 pm EDT
Del's a Liberal!!! THIS is breaking newsOh and while I'm taking a jab @ the jones'. I'm sorry to say Andrea, I have come to the conclusion......you are a Weasley.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 10:00 pm EDT
Well, they are pilots, after all...
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 9:49 pm EDT
as most of you know, i'm a pretty liberal guy...but call me old fashioned when it comes to drinking and flying to space. That should probably not be allowed.Drunk astronauts allowed on shuttle |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 8:57 pm EDT
i hope i never go to jail
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, July 15, 2007 at 1:59 pm EDT
New from SEGA.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 10:11 pm EDT
The funny thing is that I was in my director's office for a scheduling meeting, and I just started cracking up looking out the window. She just looked at me like I was retarded.
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 7:42 pm EDT
I've got a smaller version. Curse the luck.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 6:54 pm EDT
holy crap, that's a stretch. Not like this blatant phallic symbol ... I swear, I'm gonna sue somebody. smaller version, but a closeup |
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 6:38 pm EDT
People can be so sensitive.I know I have often been offended by the Wal-Mart Phallic pedestrian pillar things. |
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 3:21 pm EDT
Hey Loki looks like they found the mummified body of your better half. Tell Lindsey she needs to avoid time machines at all cost.
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Edge78
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 5:08 pm EDT
RIP Mr. Wizard
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 21, 2007 at 1:13 pm EDT
Dude, that would be the bomb!
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 21, 2007 at 1:12 pm EDT
AHHHHHHH!!!! HE said it!!!! That's twice now on one page! FBI's coming for ya buddy. Damn terrorists.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 21, 2007 at 11:33 am EDT
what b-word? bomb?
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 21, 2007 at 11:22 am EDT
Damn that's even more dangerous than the original statement (trying not to say the B-word)
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2007 at 11:20 pm EDT
shit! i mean blond factory...
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2007 at 9:32 pm EDT
dude, you can't say bomb on the internet.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, May 18, 2007 at 7:18 am EDT
well, that, and your bomb factory.
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 11:28 pm EDT
I found this hillarious. Islamic dickheads are responsible for 99% of the world's ills today and yet, according to some group the fact that the world hates Muslims is considered "the worst form of terrorism." I guess that makes me a terrorist.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 14, 2007 at 9:16 am EDT
Time to come home Ed.
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Father Loki
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 12:29 am EDT
Be careful Anubis!I posted this as a warning, now you know what can happen in this situation. |
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 11:24 pm EDT
That's pretty gross.
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