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Anubis
[quote]Posted: Friday, February 23, 2007 at 1:30 am EST
You know what was really screwed up about that day was the fact that we sat there and watched it for a good 20 min before we got enough sense to leave the scene.Whatever
Father Loki
[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 22, 2007 at 10:27 pm EST
I know that feeling well, panic rising, starting to swell abit. You wanna close your eyes and wake up from some horrible dream. Then you realize that fire is getting worse.
Oh well it will put itself out...... Evil! Evil! Evil!
Quade
[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 22, 2007 at 10:12 pm EST
Dude nearly burns down his house. It's actually a really funny read.
Chains
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 1, 2007 at 5:59 am EST
apple flashback
Chains
[quote]Posted: Monday, December 18, 2006 at 4:51 pm EST
thats awesome QuadeSmile


i want one of these!
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, December 18, 2006 at 8:21 am EST
I just got a new Compaq over the weekend. It was easy to set up, but it kept telling me to press the 'any' key, and I couldn't find it.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 1:40 pm EST
...About 10,000 cows and horses were feared dead across the smoking landscape, according to the Texas Animal Health Commission.

Hey guys, I'm throwing a barbeque in Texas. EVERYONES invited. BYOB.
Chains
[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 5:07 pm EST
well im sure you wont get pooh to stop breastfeeding for a while. Wink
StArLeTz
[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 2:53 pm EST
Yeah it was Pooh...
No, actually, it's Hunter's own hand. I guess life with us is just really that terrible. Wink
He likes to smell his blankie. It's a weird comfort thing. Hey, I guess it's better than thumb sucking. OR I COULD still be breastfeeding. Wink Wink
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 9:57 am EST
whose hand is that on the blanket? Pooh? Star? Should we call DSS?

User posted image
Chains
[quote]Posted: Thursday, March 9, 2006 at 9:18 pm EST
great toothpick holder
Chains
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 10:48 pm EST
dude Quade....you have too much time on your hands tonight...lol
Quade
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 10:04 pm EST
dude, that's amazing. plus, i think it's potentially a source of lines for some awesome haikus:

Good to eat mountain
west celery fries the tripe
burn the Spring chicken.

White dressing angel
Golden branehes and jade leaves
Ginger bumping milk (hot)
(i know that last line was 6, but the last word was already in parentheses, so it doesn't count)

Coke (Coca Coca)
1 article pot: home town
every form rape
tekante
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 9:15 pm EST
Tobby, I'm so glad they don't use this menu at super happy fun china. http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php
Chains
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 7:43 pm EST
User posted image

"quote from gizmodo.com"
Now don’t base any purchasing decisions on this screen cap—Windows Vista is still in beta, after all—but as much as we welcome the new feature in Vista that points out which programs are slowing down one’s computer, we kinda sorta wish the programs in question weren’t the ones that make it run.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:31 pm EST
There's still Mexicans in Mexico? For some reason this story is very strange. I can't put my finger on it though.
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:22 pm EST
This site is kinda funny. Check out askaninja.
The one a about the dogs is good.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 10:07 am EST
stupid snowboarder
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 8:49 am EST
HAHA. That's what I was thinking. Then thought..Naaah, not Knock.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 7:31 am EST
dude, you drunk?
KnocK
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 11:27 pm EST
Hey, you could have a thread for drunk posting, it would be the same as drunk dialing, cept a lot less funny, and no point at all, but I bet one thing will happen,many more run on sentences, at least I would think so.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 11:24 pm EST
John Boehner

lol...funny last name Cool
Chains
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 12:18 am EST
im gonna take up knitting now
Quade
[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 1:13 pm EST
A wizard seeks out passersby, asking them to engage in his quest to deliver an important spell scroll to a hooded figure in town.
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 30, 2006 at 5:56 pm EST
WTF?!?!?!?
Del posted when he was drunk?

Are you trying to tell us there's possible confusion because he's ever posted sober? Whatever
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 30, 2006 at 3:33 pm EST
Woohoo!!! Cool. So we are 2 for 2. You and me. Anyone other intellectuals here? Hehe.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 30, 2006 at 2:21 pm EST
I got it Pooh.....this is Dre. When Del posted that last post, he had had a few.Smile
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 29, 2006 at 11:20 am EST
You know the saying that if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny? Well I'm about to do it, cause I don't know if you guys get it or not. Can't read sarcasm if it's there.

The joke is that there is nothing more boring as NASCAR. That's why there isn't anything there. NASCAR is basically at the bottom of the list.
Chains
[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 29, 2006 at 5:17 am EST
i got to the page and i see the title but nothing under it....blank as a fart
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 10:49 pm EST
no really, nothing there...not even a picuture of quade User posted image
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 10:02 pm EST
Just to be sure, you guys are joking right?
Quade
[quote]Posted: Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 9:57 pm EST
link must be broken. might be the geekhouse effect... like the fark effect, or slashdot effect.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 9:19 pm EST
dude, there's nothing there.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:23 pm EST
Check out this list of things more boring than watching NASCAR
StArLeTz
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 9:19 am EST
Dead Body Guy
I saw this on the Early Show this morning. This guy just got bored one day and started having his wife take pictures of him looking like he died in these weird situations. It's kind of stupid. I figure if this guy can do it, everyone can, but hey-it's a cheap laugh. Hope the link works, I tried going to it, but it's getting a lot of hits being on TV and all, so it may be slow.
Quade
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:37 am EST
Chris knew something was up with his girlfriend Suzy, when his parrot mimicked Suzy saying "I love you, Gary."
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 16, 2006 at 2:26 pm EST
Things that have been sucked into an MRI scanner
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 4:13 pm EST
Nice engagement ring.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:07 pm EST
Man, I can't believe they were able to put the mario stuff up so fast. That was a lot. Lotsa planning went into that project. Very cool.
Quade
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:49 am EST
Here's a good blond joke.
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 2, 2006 at 9:01 pm EST
MIT = Mario Institute of Technology
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 8:10 pm EST
they may happen, but its probably because of the 300 gigs of music you have rather than your singing Cool
Quade
[quote]Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 8:06 pm EST
I had a dream that the RIAA busted into the shower cause i was singing too loud
Chains
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:13 am EST
that is soooo wrong!!!

its amazing that so many people knows what that is

he needs this shirt to go with that plate

then go to an airport and do this!

and if your bored you can vote for goatse OR tubgirl to be the sickest of the 2!
Quade
[quote]Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:27 pm EST
BEST LICENSE PLATE EVAR!

(yes, capslock is like cruise control for cool)
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 3:52 pm EST
Man, I can't wait for this one!!!!Surprised!
Quade
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 12:10 pm EST
lolololo!!!111!!1eleven1!!!!
omgwtfbbq, that wuz funi3 sh17!!!1!
nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:55 am EST
lol... bang bang... OMG
nilrem
armypee_JLIUKFGC.jpg
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 3:19 pm EST
from break.com this is funny stuff....
Quade
[quote]Posted: Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 2:33 am EDT
User posted image
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, August 29, 2005 at 1:11 pm EDT
Rude Britain
List of 100 rudest-sounding names of towns, villages and streets in Britain...

Includes places like:
Wetwang, East Yorkshire
Back Passage, London
Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire,
Dicks Mount, Suffolk
Chains
[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 9:17 am EDT
i quit that church cause they kept hounding me for meatballs as penence for my sins Frown
Quade
[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 1:08 am EDT
WWTFSMD?
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Monday, August 22, 2005 at 12:45 pm EDT
I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with www.engadget.com, but they usually have the latest in technology news here. Well, their "latest" news is Engadget 1985. Kind of cute, and the only time you'll here a guy utter "cute" and not be sarcastic about it. Check it.
Chains
[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1:02 am EDT
dude.....has anyone seen this?

english translation of the chinese interpretation is GREAT
Chains
[quote]Posted: Friday, July 22, 2005 at 9:12 am EDT
Gummy's arent real funny but didnt know where else to put it

yummy gummy
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, July 18, 2005 at 4:59 pm EDT
Some guy from one of our properties sent that to me over IM today.Smile
Chains
[quote]Posted: Monday, July 18, 2005 at 4:41 pm EDT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Evil!

god where did you find that?

(this post is for the peter griffin post)
nilrem
armypee_JLIUKFGC.jpg
[quote]Posted: Monday, July 18, 2005 at 4:14 pm EDT
This is a song from the opie and anthony show about DnD.... It's really pretty funny.
dnd
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, July 18, 2005 at 1:33 pm EDT
http://photos22.flickr.com/26758083_e1b85338b9.jpg
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Monday, July 11, 2005 at 8:43 pm EDT
This is nice, but not safe for work.
Quade
[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2005 at 1:42 pm EDT
Train loses a bearing and overheats a wheel

...and stops on a wooden bridge...
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, May 27, 2005 at 9:59 am EDT
So the "Don't play with that or you'll go blind" sayings were true.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Friday, May 13, 2005 at 7:24 pm EDT
Tracy Ulman was on The Daily Show yesterday and I thought this was pretty funny:


Quote:
Tracy: you've got the drunk midget years coming up

Jon: you mean my kid, right?
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, May 9, 2005 at 2:27 pm EDT
How Stuff Works: The Lightsaber
Quade
[quote]Posted: Friday, May 6, 2005 at 4:37 pm EDT
Man, I was waiting for you to bite it...Wink
Chains
[quote]Posted: Friday, May 6, 2005 at 3:42 pm EDT
my fun at work
Quade
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, May 4, 2005 at 2:33 pm EDT
User posted image
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Monday, May 2, 2005 at 10:19 pm EDT
OOPS
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Monday, May 2, 2005 at 10:16 pm EDT
I really liked the headline about the Cubs' pitcher
User posted image
Quade
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 3:13 pm EDT
Fans are Daft Vaders

So, a bunch of Star Wars nerds lined up outside the theater 45 days before Episode 3 is supposed to come out. Turns out, that theater isn't showing it.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, April 1, 2005 at 1:20 pm EST
Check out the new products ThinkGeek has got.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, April 1, 2005 at 1:15 pm EST
Hey. They found water on Mars!!!!
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, April 1, 2005 at 9:58 am EST
It's on www.Ebaumsworld.com

I think it was on last week or the week before. I'd post a direct link, but I can't go to that site from this computer.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Friday, April 1, 2005 at 8:34 am EST
I am looking for a video clip I saw on the Today show yesterday. It was a kid sitting in front of his computer singing to the webcam. I think it was on the tonight show a couple of days ago. Do any of you know what I am talking about?
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:05 pm EST
Is this the new Dukes movie?
Chains
[quote]Posted: Monday, March 7, 2005 at 7:09 pm EST
does something look wrong with this pict?
Saint
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 5:14 pm EST
Extreme Amish!
Quade
[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2005 at 11:57 pm EST
How stuff works places an ad:

Quote:

You can call me Amy. I am a reporter for a prominent Los Angeles newspaper. My friend was kidnapped last month while we were working on a story on drug-runners in Mexico. The authorities have given me the run-around. In short, I have a problem, and no one else can help. Can I hire you?

I'm looking for a crew of approximately four -- a pilot, a veteran with leadership qualities, a bouncer-type who knows his way around a welding torch, and a face-man. Crack commando experience a plus. Will pay expenses and bonus for successful completion of mission. Gunply ok but please no deaths.

Edge78
[quote]Posted: Monday, February 21, 2005 at 7:06 pm EST
That was good. I wasn't too suprised to see the big bible thing was real. I hope someone forwards that to Sir Mixalot so he can sue.
nilrem
armypee_JLIUKFGC.jpg
[quote]Posted: Monday, February 21, 2005 at 6:52 pm EST
this is just wrong... funny, but wrong
nilrem
armypee_JLIUKFGC.jpg
[quote]Posted: Monday, February 21, 2005 at 6:45 pm EST
HAHAHAHAHA some one really did this....
big bible
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 13, 2005 at 4:35 pm EST
I know this is late but...
DAMMIT! They got Special Ops Cody.

Those bastards. The better not pop his head off and mount it on a pencil.
Chains
[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 6, 2005 at 1:48 pm EST
the BEST Star Wars 3 Spoof ive seen
Saint
[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 5, 2005 at 6:03 pm EST
Amazing Bird
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 1, 2005 at 5:45 pm EST
SO WEIRD.
Chains
[quote]Posted: Friday, January 28, 2005 at 4:25 pm EST
damn....that hurts
tekante
[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 8:12 pm EST
http://deadinternet.org/hooray.wmv
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2005 at 4:38 pm EST
thats a lot of chests

I saw this on a website, thought it was funny


Quote:
Windows installer (If you don't know what you want, you probably want this).
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 6:40 pm EST
Oh my God. Their house is SOO piratey. I bet it turns into a boat during flooding. I mean look at that decor!!! Santa Fe indeed.
KnocK
[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 4:12 pm EST
Ok, Kevin found out there are honest to goodness pirates that live behind him...so we checked it out. The evidence doesn't lie.

User posted image
Anubis
[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 12:41 am EST
Found this Star Wars fan film at Atom Films that was pretty funny "Pink 5 Strikes Back" . There's a link for the first film "Pink 5" on the page if you haven't seen it before.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Friday, January 14, 2005 at 8:09 am EST
dvd rewinder
Chains
[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 11:31 pm EST
want some pie?
Anubis
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 9:08 pm EST
DAMN YOU! YOU BRIGAND!
Saint
[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 11:39 am EST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I found that video Ed made and didn't want us to see!! grin
Quade
[quote]Posted: Monday, January 3, 2005 at 12:44 am EST
Java snippet:

code:

package where_the_shadows_lie;

class OneRing
{
Ring elvenKings[] = new Ring[3];
Ring dwarfLords[] = new Ring[7];
Ring mortalMen[] = new Ring[9];

OneRing()
{
Ring.rule(elvenKings, dwarfLords, mortalMen);
Ring.find(elvenKings, dwarfLords, mortalMen);
Ring.bring(elvenKings, dwarfLords, mortalMen);
Ring.bind(elvenKings, dwarfLords, mortalMen);
}
}
Edge78
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 8:57 pm EST
This is pretty funny.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 8:53 am EST
Crap. You beat me to it. I can't believe Springdale made it on CNN. Of all stories to make it to "national" news, it had to be a hillbilly one.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 8:25 am EST

Quote:
Dog smashes truck into store



only in arkansas....or maybe mississippi.
DelMonte
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 10:14 pm EST
How do you say this guys last name?
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