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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, August 27, 2007 at 12:05 pm EDT
Ok everyone needs to update their photo albums!!!! Let's see/hear what's going on with everyone!I put more stuff on mine for whoever is interested. |
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Monday, July 10, 2006 at 10:04 pm EDT
um, who's the moderator for this thread? The topic is clearly supposed to be "Kids & Dogs"...no cats. 
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Edge78
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[quote]Posted: Monday, July 10, 2006 at 8:48 pm EDT
Well, I had an aunt who had her cat declawed, and it was a couple of years before the cat was able to walk close to normal.
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 11:33 pm EDT
Actually this was something Pooh was talking about and now that I've read it we may just do that.Soft Claws |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 11:28 pm EDT
Personally, I'm for decatting cats. But since you probably won't take that advice, I'll tone it done and vote for the declawing. Some friends here declaw their cats, and one cat got declawed and fixed in one visit (imagine his surprise when he woke up and found everything missing...). Other than gaining 10lbs after being snipped, he didn't seem to be hurt by the declawing.Unless he spends any significant amount of time outside -- then the claws should stay for his own safety. |
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 11:14 pm EDT
Oohhh boy, Kaitlyn enjoys South Park. Does anyone know any kids that have special words for things? For some reason, Hunter calls male nipples "shortcuts" and female nipples "whistles" And on another note, if Pooh ever had a doubt of Kaitlyn being his daughter, he has proof tonight. When I put her in her crib she looked around and SERIOUSLY I KID YOU NOT---she FARTED for 5 minutes STRAIT. Like machine gun farts. Ok, got a debate question for you guys. The cats insist on clawing the new furniture downstairs so we have to lock the cats up at night. Since that's a bitch now that the cats have caught on I suggest to get them de-clawed. Pooh says no, it's too painful. I called the vet asking about it and they put cats under sedation during the procedure and give them a shot that lasts 5 days to control the pain for extra cost. So who's for it and who's against it? |
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Friday, July 7, 2006 at 4:34 pm EDT
DAyum---only TRUE geeks can get all the way to "GI Bots, Voltron, and the New World Order" from kids with loose teeth. I'm impressed. He hasn't said anything else about it. My mom said that when it gets really loose to where he's wiggling it with his tounge to give him apple or something for a snack and it will come out that way. Ick. I think you're right Edge, I remember when my teeth were loose I just waited and waited and didn't eat anything on the side where my tooth was and finally it just fell out spontaneously, and painlessly. I think that's what Hunter's trying to do. |
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Friday, July 7, 2006 at 11:03 am EDT
Hey, the G.I. Bot resistance movement, with the assisance of Voltron, had a strategic strike against the Decepta-Cobra New World Order that day. In my opinion it turned the tide of the war.
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Friday, July 7, 2006 at 9:40 am EDT
That and knowing ed.. he would just shrug his shoulders and go on with what ever else he had to do that day..
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 11:46 pm EDT
Quote by DelMonte:Ed fell for this like 20 times. Its very sad but true.  I think subconciously I knew it was just easier that way.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:17 pm EDT
After the vodka, if you get him up at 5am, make him drink a beer, then send him back to bed, the hangover will be less severe.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 9:58 pm EDT
give em a shot of vodka. won't feel shit after that. at least, until morning; but by then, the tooth'll be gone.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 9:45 pm EDT
My dad used to punch me in the mouth. That got them out. Oh wait, you mean one that is loose and NEEDS to come out.
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Edge78
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 8:03 pm EDT
If I recall correctly, if you wait long enough, it is pretty painless.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 7:20 pm EDT
dental floss noose....then u pull it....dont let them pull it or they will do it too slow and it will hurt and then they wont want you to do it then...lol
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm EDT
Ed fell for this like 20 times. 
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 1:59 pm EDT
As far as the tooth goes. What my dad used to do is when I showed him it was loose he would go "let me see" then wiggle it himself. Then he'd say "Yeah it is" then with a straight face and just yank it out of my mouth rally fast with his fingers. Before I had time to process what was about to happen/ happening he was showing it to me with it in his hand.
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 11:18 am EDT
Don't have much of anything new except yesterday I learned that Hunter has his first loose tooth. It's one of the bottom four teeth in the front. Also got him all signed up for soccer, hey maybe Pooh and I can be like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and make out during his soccer games. I have some pictures of Hunter riding his new bike I'll post those when I can on my album. So, anyone have any suggestions on getting this tooth out? EEEWW it gives me the creeps this is something Pooh will have to take care of for sure. Kaitlyn's getting bigger. And sassier. She's eating fruits and cereal. We haven't weighed her lately but she's definitley chunking up. 3 months old now. Well there's the latest guys, I'll have more to report later. |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, June 16, 2006 at 9:02 am EDT
If you guys get the chance, watch the Daily Show for Thursday (I think), it came on at midnight last night. He had the guy from the new sitcom on HBO called Lucky Lious or something like that. Anyway, try to catch that, it's hilarious. I put it in this thread, cause a majority of it is about his kids. I'm sure it will be online soon, so I'll post a link when it is.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, June 16, 2006 at 7:39 am EDT
hey, you better watch out -- in another year and a half, when i post it again, it'll be even more unfunny!
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Friday, June 16, 2006 at 12:24 am EDT
lol....HE DID!!
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 11:41 pm EDT
Hey Quade did know you posted that same thing like a year and a half ago?
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 4:43 pm EDT
A friend of Angel and me has this little girl who, at the time, was 5. I always used to tell Angel if she wanted something to say the magic words (not "please", but "chop-chop"). So one day, Laura Jean (the little girl) asked her mom to hold her purse. "What do you say?" "Chop-Chop!"Her mom would have killed me had she not been crying so hard... |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 2:12 pm EDT
my son the other day (hes almost 5) was talking to my friend jamie....i came in to the middle of there conversation from the other room and said "what are you guys talking about?" and my son looks at me all serious and says "we are trying to have a meeting here daddy". me and jamie just fell out laughing
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 1:29 pm EDT
If you ask Hunter to draw something, he almost always starts with the THX at the beginning of some movies. I came home one day and there were a bunch of THXs written in chalk on the driveway.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 12:06 pm EDT
ROFL
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 12:02 pm EDT
Ok got more kids stories for you guys.#1--Hunter's in my room playing with his toys on the floor while I am feeding Kaitlyn. (Mind you guys I am breastfeeding, which I'm sure you guys don't wanna know but that's what makes this funny.) and Hunter stands up and looks at me and says, "hey Kaitlyn drinks people!!!" Because I didn't want him to freak out and think his sister was some kind of monster, I told him that she drinks "Mom milk". #2--My mom was carrying Kaitlyn around the furniture store and Kaitlyn is DEFINITLEY Pooh's daughter, she actually PUSHES and works to get farts out. Well, that's exactly what she did and farted VERY LOUDLY in a furniture store, which if any of you guys have been in one, you know those are usually quiet places. Well a salesman was on the next row over and happened to hear that, and told my mom that "the bathroom's at the back of the store." hee hee #3--Hunter and I were sitting in the kitchen eating some of those fudge striped shortbread cookies. They have stripes of chocolate on one side and chocolate coating on the back. Well, evidently Hunter doesn't like shortbread because I was handed gooey cookies with all the chocolate stripes and backing eaten off. Looked like a rat had gotten them. Also, emptying out the fruit bowl revealed a single tiny bite taken out of each apple, then strategically hidden where the bite was facing the bowl so the fruit looked untouched. I know this is a "Kids and Dogs" thread but I only have cats (a gay one and a real bitch) and occasionally they do either retarded or really funny things so here's one about them. My white cat, Sophie (the female, also the BITCH) likes to go rug surfing. At our front door and the door that goes out to the garage we have some thin little rugs to wipe your feet on, and Sophie goes running at full speed and jumps on the end of the rug and goes sliding across the hardwood floor. It's hilarious to be doing the dishes and look into the living room and see a cat go skidding by on a rug like, "wheeeee" I'll try to get a picture of it sometime. |
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angel
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 1:01 pm EST
Just another funny story a friend of ours told us a couple of weeks ago. Apparently one little girl always cons my friend into helping her pick up her toys, well I guess the last time it happened she said afterwards, now wasn't that faster you helping me pick up? We should work together more often, of course he got red faced and upset when he knew he had been coned again! lol It's funnier when he tells it.
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angel
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 12:57 pm EST
Speaking of farts, Sadie has gotten into the habbit of going into Quade's office sitting down leaning to one side and letting one rip if he doesn't let her out after she asks once! It is the funniest thing.....because of course the computer room is on the other side of the house and I am only about 15 ft from the door, she doesn't ask me to go out she has to get Quade to let her out.....He comes out cussing and mad! I just laugh....sorry baby, but it's funny!
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 8:13 pm EST
Chalk this one up to Pooh, that our child has no manners.Tonight we are eating Sonic at Namaw's (my mom-Hunter's gramma, that's his nickname for her as a side note) and he's sitting there in his chair being good eating his hot dog and all of a sudden he kinda leans over, lifts his little leg, and FARTS VERY LOUDLY. He looks around at me and Namaw for approval then proceeds to laugh his head off. I am trying to teach him to say excuse me when he burps or farts, but now since he has learned that he can push his farts and burps out on purpose, that etiquette is pretty much out the window. Needless to say, I am praying daily that when Pooh takes Hunter over to his parents house for dinner just Pooh and Hunter, I hope he rips the loudest fart anyone has heard on this planet. Quade, if you and Angel hear something peculiar over there in Georgia, by all means, please let me know. **Continuing on the side note, I think we should also post cute or funny nicknames that children in our lives have for people. It's interesting to see what kids come up with. A few examples: Namaw = Hunter's grandma Chaw Milk = started as strawberry milk, which Hunter can't say "Straw" very well, so he says "chawberry" which got shortened to "chaw". Blank = his special blankie that he's had since birth he likes to sleep with. Started as "soff blankie" then shortened to "blankie" then got to "blank". I could talk about my kid all day.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 8:59 am EST
yeah, sorry, left that part out...
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 2:07 am EST
I'm guessing the kid has seen The Ring one to many times.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Monday, January 24, 2005 at 10:40 pm EST
dude are you high? wtf are you talking about?
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, January 24, 2005 at 3:29 pm EST
Well, Laura Jean, the girl i was talking about...One day, she's just doodling on a notepad, and her mom looks over, and she's got maybe 100 stick figures, with like all but 2 with their faces scribbled out. Her mom asked why all their faces were scribbled out. "Beecause they all watched the video tape" and then scribbles out another one, and says "and now they made him watch it." (course, that one isn't my fault, just for the record) |
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, January 24, 2005 at 1:57 pm EST
There's tons of things that he does that I don't remember until he does them so I am sure I will be posting a lot. Pooh and I watched "The Grudge" a couple of months back and Pooh likes to make that noise now to irritate me, and guess who found out that he can make that noise too? Hunter. So when Pooh is at work late at night, and I put Hunter in his bed and he's not sleepy, he will lay there and make that noise. Nice and dark and alone in my house, and he's in there making that noise just thinking it's hysterical. For those of you who haven't seen the Grudge, I would recommend downloading the trailer and listening to that noise so my story is funnier. Insert EYE ROLL here. I think most of the bad influence comes from Pooh personally. 
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2005 at 9:02 pm EST
Just found out that my little sister is having their second kid due in September. w007!:) |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 6:34 pm EST
my son (3 years old) was playing crash mode on burnout 3....he only got a bronze metal....he then threw his controller down and said "GODDAMNIT"....its so hard not to laugh. God im afraid what he says at day care
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 5:43 pm EST
That's awesome Star.  There's this 6-year-old girl (Laura Jean) that belongs to some friends of ours, that has picked up some bad habits allegedly from me. For instance: I make Laura say "chop-chop" when she wants a favor, instead of please. So Shannan (Laura Jean's mom) and I were looking at wedding locations, and Laura Jean told her mom to hold her purse. Shannan: "What do you say?" Laura Jean: "Chop chop!" it owned. So, I'm right there with you on that one, Star.She also makes the metal fist ( |,,|_ _|,,| ) at me when she comes over. That also means "treat time" to Sadie, so when I make the metal sign, she starts wagging her tail and run in circles.
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 5:25 pm EST
Hunter does a lot of funny things, but I think Pooh and I are definitley not the best influence on some of them. A couple of instances are:1. Our son knows what Kill Bill is. He knows that's the movie that's playing at the very beginning, and to make matters worse, he can identify whether it's Kill Bill one or two. Needless to say, we have cut down on the Quentin Tarintino films at our place. 2. Hunter will be in his room playing and I can be in the kitchen, and all of a sudden I will hear something crash and Hunter says, "awww shit." 3. Hunter's latest favorite phrase, which I haven't heard out of him in a while is "what the hell is that?" Please no one call DHS on us, I promise that we are semi-good parents, okay well semi-fair parents. I don't know if Pooh has ever posted this pic, he may have, but last Christmas we gave Hunter an empty beer bottle and he was acting like he was drinking out of it. Pretty sad......I can see it now, NO ONE will let me babysit their children I am sure. I will post more funny yet disturbing things as I remember them, there sure aren't a lack of them around our household. *Edit to add a remark about the pooping thing* Del, it could be worse, when Hunter was 8 months old he was so sick with pneumonia, and on a couple different antibiotics that his stomach definitley didn't agree with, so when I went to change a routine pee pee diaper, he shot a large load of diahhrea right up my arm, almost past my elbow. It was great. Projectile Pooping. |
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 12:29 am EST
Did you rub his nose in it?
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 1:17 pm EST
evan pooped in the bathtub about a week ago...it was gross.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 5:06 pm EST
That's why, even if it were up for debate, I wouldn't be allowed to have kids. B/C I'd be like "no kid! you do it like this!" _,|,, ,|,,_
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 3:56 pm EST
One of our cats disappeared one night, so Gabie got a replacement kitten. 2 actually, cause one was to go to another person at a later date. Anyway, they made friends with our original BOY cat Akeerah. Sometimes when the kittens are all relaxed and cuddled up with Akeerah, they will start sucking on his man cat boobs. It's funny. And Hunter flipped me off a couple of days ago, and I guess it was his first time to try it out with his parents, cause I told him not to do it again. It must of been the way I said it too, cause he put his hand slowly behind his back and had the look of "Oh my God, what have I just done." He hasn't ever done it again. It was funny seeing that tiny middle finger of his though.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 11:12 pm EST
You know, something that we never talk about as a group (at least, not here), is our kids and pets (Since Laura and I aren't having kids, Sadie is our kid-substitute). Post all those funny things that they do.Like for instance, Sadie can say the word "out". That's cool, until she wants out at 3am. Then it's not so cool. Also, Laura will be in the living room, like 3 feet away from the back door. But Sadie will come get me out of the bedroom or computer room to let her out. She also loves the grass in our front yard. She gets out there, and immediately rolls around on her back. |