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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:27 am EST
Johnny Bin Walker update
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 7:39 pm EST
He's currently serving time in a supermax prison.
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm EST
WTF ever happened to that Jonny Walker dude? The american dude that fought for the Taliban?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, November 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm EST
I see a couple more that support my original WTF.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, November 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm EST
Men can't adopt in Arkansas anymore.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Friday, November 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm EST
man adoption is so SEXY......man i need help
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, November 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm EST
So, you know O'bambino?
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Friday, November 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm EST
thats where the whole adoption thing comes in..
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 10:35 pm EST
O'Riley is NOT Italian!
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 2:43 pm EST
I?m Italian you asses!! but yeah we do all know eachother.. |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm EST
Yeah, he probably knows him. They all know each other.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 1:32 pm EST
I wonder if he and Kevin are related
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 10:19 am EST | Last modified: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 10:19 am EST
I re-branded him Irish.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 9:13 pm EST
 Not lowercase, but hey, it worked |
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 7:33 pm EST
pooh....this should be in the  section?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:31 pm EST | Last modified: Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:42 pm EST
WTF is up with the new rebranding? What made "lowercase title next to round (typically) logo" popular?     Ok, so maybe just "title next to logo". |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:39 am EDT
LOL...then we can all vote on best stuff for the day...oh wait. Yeah, Digg...
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm EDT
You should add a button to your site that links to a site that bumps popular links to the front page. Mostly funny pictures, and screencaps of itself. What's that site called? Oh yeah, Digg. Seriously though, that's digg material.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:20 pm EDT
So I guess "unlimited toppings" doesn't mean there's not a limit to the number of toppings I can get on my pizza?Thanks Dominos. 
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Edge78
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 10:17 pm EST
Speaking of CSI, has anyone else noticed how crappy CSI:Miami is? Even if you take Caruso out of the equation, it is still lame. At least the original has what seems to be a solid grounding in reality. I was watching the Miami show the other night, and they were using a computer like the one that was on Minority Report, WTF?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 7:49 pm EST
2 things you don't expect together. CSI:NY and Zombies. Check it out if you are interested tonight.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:02 pm EST
So I'm surfin Digg and see that there is a new PC vs. Mac commercial. This ones about the downgrading some people are doing from Vista. I click the link and it is either loading, or broken. So I am looking for mirrors. As I'm looking for mirrors, the commercial comes on TV. FREAKY!!!
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 9:58 pm EDT
That's freakin nuts.
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 7:43 pm EDT
Now that is creepy!
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 4:26 pm EDT
WTF. Crazy story.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, October 22, 2006 at 5:25 am EDT
this may clear it up a bit.....dont click here till you watch the link below or it may spoil it if you havent seen it....lol
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, October 22, 2006 at 3:52 am EDT
OK.....WTF!!!
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 3:25 pm EDT
Hey--my dookie twinkles all on it's own...
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 3:11 pm EDT
Can someone explain to me how a virus/worm gets on any brand new device? I've heard 2 reports about 2 different devices that have been sold with a virus/worm on it. All within the week.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:01 pm EDT
yes
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:31 pm EDT
Anyone wanna make their dookie twinkle?
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:32 pm EDT
additionally for the T&A obsessed...
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:08 am EDT
i love you starz
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 6:38 pm EDT
Ok well here then you T & A obsessed geeks. 
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 1:39 pm EDT
mmmmmm.....boobssorry star......gotta go with the guys.....boobs are GREAT but i would get jealous if my son or daughter was taking away my boob time...hehe |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 5:28 am EDT
hey, there ain't nothing typical about this smartass man...and there's other parts we think about besides the T & A... |
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Edge78
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 11:21 pm EDT
Boobies ain't for babies...
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:55 pm EDT
I bet supermodel moms squirt skim milk, nyuk nyuk nyuk.Anyway, typical smartass men, always thinkin' about the T & A |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 7:19 pm EDT
ah gross, breastfeeding is sooo unnatural. girls have those things for one function, and one function only. and that function don't involve no babies.
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:01 pm EDT
What mother squirts 1/2 caf milk?
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 11:28 am EDT
when you were breastfeeding? so umm like your mom drank regular coffee and it mixed with the milk she fed you? 
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:42 am EDT
Hey I drank 1/2 caff when I was breastfeeding.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, August 25, 2006 at 8:13 am EDT
In my office, on my floor, we have 1 general-use coffee pot that has 3 burners. Traditionally, that's 2 pots of regular coffee, and a caraffe of water that heats up for the tea drinks and other hippies. We've recently added an additonal 50% of our staff, and we've got all these contractors in here. And one of them has taken the orange caraffe for water and started brewing decaf in it. WTF?!? I didn't even know we had decaf coffee around here. Plus, why does one person think they outrank 4-5 tea-drinking hippies? And Who the fuck drinks decaf coffee anyway? What's the damn point? It's like alcohol-free beer. Or those marijuana pills with the THC taken out. |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:44 pm EDT
that's a lower-case 'a', hanging from a tree branch. either, an apple, or an 'a' that's "`angin' in there", like that damn kitten poster.and speaking of captcha, and kittens, have you seen kitten-auth? it's the same idea as captcha, with the "are you a human? then maybe you can identify this..." text, but instead, it shows you 9 pictures and asks "identify the 3 kittens". |
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 6:48 pm EDT
that is what you get when you push "ctrl alt 9" under the wingding font.
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Dre
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:33 pm EDT
hmmmm....a lower case d?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:18 pm EDT
Ok. You know those security letters that you have to re-enter for security purposes? I forgot my Yahoo password, and it had this for me to re-enter...
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:14 pm EDT
Heh Heh, but I did. Oh yeah baby.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 6:49 pm EDT
DAMMIT, MAN!
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:21 pm EDT
I didn't watch it.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:11 pm EDT
You never mentioned if the stolen sex tape was any good or not...
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 11:09 am EDT
she was miss new york 2000
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:36 am EDT
I like to cruise Leenks, Timekiller, Ebaums, etc. sometimes and I came upon "Carrie Tucker stolen sex tape." I ask myself, who's Carrie Tucker. I check IMDB to see if she's an actress. Nothing comes up. I check Wiki to see if she's a someone else, and I come up with nothing. So I type it into Google. What's wierd is I still don't know who she is, cause every result is her damn sex tape. I think I saw a blurb about her being an Miss USA at one time, but I'm not really sure.
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:55 pm EDT
Thanks
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:17 pm EDT
Fake
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:21 pm EDT
its got to be a joke
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:19 pm EDT
Ok, usually I'm not that gulliable, but I can't figure out if this is a joke or not.Can anyone of you tell, if it's real I think it's a bit scarey, but the price is right
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 8:24 am EDT
uh, i thought we weren't going to talk about those uh... incidents.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 11:06 pm EDT
I could have sworn that National Monuments had 2...remember the washington monument incident...and that thing at the arch?
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 8:50 pm EDT
Quade: 1National Monuments: 0 |
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 8:08 pm EDT
Hurricane Quade Destroys Mt Rushmore!
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 7:58 pm EDT
Hey, uh... anyone else notice that there's a hurricane forming over the dakotas?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:57 am EST
You'd expect this from China, but Japan? WTF?!?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:54 pm EST
I've gotten some 3-legged pants before, but not 5-armed. What is up with that?
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:44 pm EST
For all your 5-armed pants needs
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 10:59 pm EST
yeah, i had seen that on some of the "other sites" that lord anubis posted on... apparantly, he was diagnosed with cancer when he was 16-ish, given just a few years to live, and decided "what the fuck. i'll pirate movies -- what are they gonna do to me? thorw me in jail for life?"so he became one of the biggest pirates around, thinking he'd do something like that until the cancer took him. then he gets killed in a car crash... |
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 8:45 pm EST
sorry, didn't mean to freak anyone out...I just saw that and was like...weird
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 7:51 pm EST
That's exactly what I thought!!!Kinda freaked me out because I saw on CNN we lost a few more over there then I see that and about have a coronary.
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 11:03 pm EST
Holy shit.....I was always told I'd be late for my own funeral, but damn.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 10:14 pm EST
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 7:19 pm EST
i think the weirdest thing is that no servver is in a case. instead, he uses the cases just to prop shit up to keep them off the floor.
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 4:05 pm EST
ROFLMAOThe Geek in me is laughing his ass off thinkin' "Thats fuckin' awesome!" The Firefighter in me is thinkin' "  Thats an accident just waiting to happen....and hours of fun when that shit starts to burn. "So I guess in a nutshell the geek and firefighter sides in me are pretty much on the same wavelength. edit: I bet when you walk into those rooms you probably just feel tumors start to grow in you, and your sperm count drop dramaticly from all that electricty around you. Like those families that live under those huge power lines. |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 2:05 pm EST
Hey Anubis, no need for you to miss your chance to fit on what is probably hundreds of fire code violations...I've rehosted the images here. |
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 10:16 am EST
Can't see it anyway cuz the page is blocked over here.
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 6:29 pm EST
ed the fireman is about to shit a brick over that
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 3:49 pm EST
wtf ... this is the worst homemade server rack ever(ads at bottom may not be sfw) |
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, January 9, 2006 at 6:33 pm EST
YOU GUYS ALL FUCKING SUCK!I just committed a federal offense. |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 1:29 pm EDT
W......T......F
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 1:57 pm EDT
They're not all they're cracked up to be....crap. |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 1:38 pm EDT
I did it for the sex. I hear sheeps are hot pieces of ass. I'm looking forward to mules though. I hear they have horizontal vaginas.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 1:16 pm EDT
You fucking redneck!
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 12:21 pm EDT
You're a redneck now? It's been a while since I've seen you, but I don't remember you being like that before. Why the switch?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 11:27 am EDT
A woman comes in with a Rage DVD video, and some CD that I can't remember. She bought it from us used, and apparentally neither would work in her players. She wanted her money back. EVERYBODY knows that NO ONE will give you a refund on opened CDs, DVDs, or Game titles for obvious reasons. Well Hastings policy is to let them trade it for the same product, or we can buy it back from them, but they wouldn't get much out of them. In extreme cases, like this one, we may offer to refund it on a Hastings gift card. I offered her all these choices. She asked me if there was a sign that told of our policy. I took her reciept and flipped it over and showed her that. While reading it, she was saying "This is bullshit. I'll never shop here again." Etc. I then told her why the policy is the way it is, and I also told her that just about everybody follows it. "That's fucking ridiculous, etc". She walks off with her stuff saying, "Too bad for you guys, I'm never going to shop here again." Now here's the weird/funny part. You all know what I look like, right? As she walks out she calls me a, get this, "Fucking Redneck". Nice, huh?
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:48 am EDT
man my wife would kill me if i had another one
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:13 am EDT
Nah, no babies on the way (ever!). |
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StArLeTz
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 16, 2005 at 1:23 am EDT
Yeah, I could use some more activity around here, like planning another vacation or another wedding or baby!!!! Let's hear it!!! Anyone??
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Anubis
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 9:13 pm EDT
Well technically your not a motherfucker yet.......unless there's something you and La ain't tellin us.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 10:27 pm EDT
oh yeah, i forget sometimes. what with being a mother fucker and all...
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 9:40 pm EDT
no, I'm a Dickhead...Dickheads don't do that. 
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 10:03 pm EDT
oh how sweet. so you do that for dre?
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DelMonte
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 9:58 pm EDT
Yes. All Mothers and Mother Fuckers.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 5:46 pm EDT
I think it's all mothers. My mom did that for me. I do that for Laura...
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 3:46 pm EDT
Ok. I don't know if this is all mothers, asian mothers, or just women in general. But my mom, when packing my lunch, will wrap my food in as many things as she can. I don't know why. I'm about to eat...not sure what it it yet. I'm taking of the saran wrap.....I'm removing the aluminum foil....ahhhh....a sandwich....take it out of the sandwich bag......yummy. wtf.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Monday, May 9, 2005 at 1:59 pm EDT
Girl denied a high school diploma because she took AP Biology instead of gymclassWTF?! |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 6:23 pm EST
Damn. Too late.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 6:05 pm EST
And charge a lot, since we live in a country prone to terrorist attacks
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 5:04 pm EST
I got an idea. Let's sell terrorist insurance!!! We can use 9/11 to seal the deal!!!!
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KnocK
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[quote]Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 2:16 am EST
It's very simple...Us as American's...REAL American's anyway, have a fear. I am afraid that if I take today's youth to play a "sport" where there are innocent pin's (aka buildings, aka skyscrapers, aka white rednecks) being SLAMMED into by the 'colored' 'balls' aka Airliners. Then you take the 'ball' and clean it when it is over with what?? a towel, some may say....a turban. if you take the youth of America to witness this...you are asking them to relive the hellish nightmare we all remember. You are a complete moron if you can not see the symbolism in bowling and the islamic jyhad. Thank you for tuning in to this satire, we now take you back to your regularly scheduled geekhouse thread already in progress....[bowling rulz] |
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Edge78
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[quote]Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 11:19 am EST
I was watching the news last night, and they were talking to the owner of a bowling alley because of an upcoming bowling tournament, and he was talking about how the tournament would help out because his bowling was really hurting since Sept. 11th. WTF? Since when are bowling alleys terrorist targets? Moron.
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Saint
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:40 am EST
Nothing.Shut it.
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:07 am EST
Jon
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 9:59 am EST
What teenager needs $60,000 a month to be supported?
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 8, 2005 at 4:32 pm EST
I'll have to check that out when I get to my parents house.
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nilrem
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 8, 2005 at 4:11 pm EST
OK You guys have got to see this. I didnt belive they were real, so I googled them, and checked multiple comic sites... These are REAL and REAL FUNNYI guess SuperMan Really is a DICK <-- SFW, its comic book covers, mostly superman covers |
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 1, 2005 at 10:30 am EST
Thanks. It works now.
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, February 1, 2005 at 9:01 am EST
try it now
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Dr. Pooh
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[quote]Posted: Monday, January 31, 2005 at 6:34 pm EST
Hmm. I can't connect via DOS to thegeekhouse to dump more pictures. Is it my end or your end? I'll check tomorrow.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 10:02 am EST
hehehe
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 8:14 am EST
Don't be said, Chains. Here you go.
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Chains
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[quote]Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 7:10 pm EST
i kind of miss the horses
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Quade
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[quote]Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 4:08 pm EST
yeah, i had used a domain building script i wrote on another server on this server, which clobbered the server name in the web server's config file. so it just served the last subdomain in the config as the default. oopsie...
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